Famous Quotes By Ron White

1. Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute! 

2. I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. 

3. I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow. 

4. I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability. 

5. I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.

6. I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.

7. The next time you have a thought... let it go. 

8. There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong. 

9. You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered. 

10. They call me tater salad. My son's name is tater tot.