1. In the end, everything is a gag.
2. All I need to make a comedy is a park,
a policeman and a pretty girl.
3. I remain just one thing, and one thing only - and that is a clown.
It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.
4. I hate the theatre. I also hate the sight of blood,
but it's in my veins.
5. Wars, conflict, it's all business. One murder makes a villain.
Millions a hero. Numbers sanctify.
6. If you step off the curb with your left foot, they accuse
you of being a Communist.
