1. A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
2.California is a fine place to live--if you happen to be an orange.
3.Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
4. Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa
mistake each other for stars.
5. I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself there.
6.Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
7. What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?
8.You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
9.Television is- the triumph of machine over people.
10.A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
