Dear Sex Goddess,
I am sitting here in my office still giggling about last night. I am laughing about that lingerie you bought and how it was ripped to shreds. What is even funnier is you always look so hot and I tear it off of you as quick as I can. Why do we spend so much on lingerie?
When we make love I must admit I get so excited. Do not get me wrong as you look so hot in all of that sexy lace and silk. The problem is I am like a kid at Christmas time wanting to tear open the package. I can't help myself. I would not give it up for anything, as wow, you were smoking hot last night. I am sorry that I messed up your outfit. If it makes you feel better there are marks on my back from where you bruised me with those high heel boots. You know the ones I called your do-me-boots! Well you definitely did just that. I can hardly sit here and write you this email. It was all worth it though. My only regret is that I can't tell the world how awesome it was.
The older we get I swear the crazier we get in the bedroom. I am not saying that we are into weird stuff but holly molly it is adventurous. You get sexier every time. Since I ruined your lingerie last night I decided I will do you a favor and go to the Victoria's secret for you and get you a replacement. I know this is generous of me but the women in there are so nice to me. I will do this for the sake of another nights venture.
I had another idea. I could just go to the store and get 3 bottles of that whip creme in a can again. That way when I tear into your whip cream lingerie it will be tasty and nothing will get wrecked. Oh what the heck, I'll do both the whip creme and the lingerie. What am I 16? I can't believe I feel and act this way. Now I guess i know why we spend so much on Lingerie.
I am sure you are probably still sleeping as I kept you up all night. Make sure you get plenty of rest as I will be home early tonight. I can't even concentrate here at work so I am coming home for round 2. I miss you so much and I thank you for making my day so awesome. Until tonight my sweetheart.
love,
A Helpless Romantic & lingere destroyer!
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